The first step to becoming an astronaut is to dress like one. And to be from Ohio.


The best way to predict the future is to wear it. So you can say: "I told you so..."


It doesn't matter if your inner scientist is a drunk dick, has fetish for doomsday devices or was probably raised by a former nazi — bring him to the light!


Just for the lulz.

  • 30 Day Satisfaction Guarantee

    I wouldn't sell anything I wouldn't buy. If you are not happy with the print, email me. This isn't Black Mirror. We do happy ends.

  • 100% Secure Checkout

    Selling through Teespring and Redbubble only. They have secure checkouts, I'm ordering there every week. So far ✭✭✭✭✭.

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